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Sitting in the waiting area, it’s like hella nice in here btw. And this old couple has their fucking dog in here, it isn’t a service dog it’s just their pet. And the lady is eating like a granola bar or something, and she’s breaking pieces off and putting it on the carpet for the dog to have some!…


Today’s Lesson for your Tuesday



for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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