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high-fivingamillionangels:

Sitting in the waiting area, it’s like hella nice in here btw. And this old couple has their fucking dog in here, it isn’t a service dog it’s just their pet. And the lady is eating like a granola bar or something, and she’s breaking pieces off and putting it on the carpet for the dog to have some!…

angelsineveryone:

Today’s Lesson for your Tuesday

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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